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When they take a pitstop, it’s not the tires that need changing. 24 count.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndividually tagged with UPC sticker. \u003c\/span\u003eIllustrated display box.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ioHC74jrlvQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43229227745374,"sku":"uxv1787971085782","price":1.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/3567\/4718\/files\/racing-babies_1.png?v=1787971093"},{"product_id":"sunny-the-happy-blobfish","title":"Sunny The Happy Blobfish","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhile it’s in the water, a blobfish looks like any other fish, but as soon as you take it out, it transforms into a cartoonishly sad human face. 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This slightly scary 4\" (10.2 cm) squishy polyurethane foam Stress Possum can only handle so much stress before it plays dead. As they say in the hills of Ohio, “Want to feel awesome? Squeeze the head of a possum.” Net bag with illustrated header.\n","brand":"Archie McPhee Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43229227843678,"sku":"ezx1787971086943","price":1.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/3567\/4718\/files\/stress-possum_1.png?v=1787971094"},{"product_id":"bendy-rubber-chicken","title":"Bendy Rubber Chicken","description":"If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5\" (12.7 cm) tall, soft vinyl rubber chicken is bendable and comes with an illustrated card that folds out into a barnyard backdrop for posing. You’ll never want to deal with a boring, stiff chicken again! 3D illustrated card.","brand":"Archie McPhee Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43229227876446,"sku":"kgf1787971086546","price":1.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/3567\/4718\/files\/bendy-rubber-chicken_1.png?v=1787971093"},{"product_id":"stress-rubber-chicken","title":"Stress Rubber Chicken","description":"Seeing the dopey look on this rubber chicken’s face is almost as stress-relieving as squeezing it. This 7\" (17.8 cm) squishy polyurethane foam Stress Rubber Chicken will help you giggle your way through anxious situations and remind you not to take things quite so seriously. Net bag with illustrated header.\n","brand":"Archie McPhee Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43229227909214,"sku":"sdf1787971087081","price":2.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/3567\/4718\/files\/stress-rubber-chicken_1.png?v=1787971094"},{"product_id":"racing-possums","title":"Racing Possums","description":"These Racing Possums feature a souped-up, pull-back, 4-wheeled version of the possum built for speed. Whether they’re digging through your trash, eating ticks off a deer or drag racing in the alley behind your place, these 3-3\/4\" (9.5 cm) soft vinyl and plastic titans of trash are really racing their way into your heart. 24 count. Individually tagged with UPC sticker. 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This is an assortment of three different positioned snails in nine different colors. Illustrated bag of nine Itty Bitty Snails.\n","brand":"Archie McPhee Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43229229088862,"sku":"kvp1787971123927","price":2.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/3567\/4718\/files\/itty-bitty-snails_1.jpg?v=1787971131"},{"product_id":"itty-bitty-tools","title":"Itty Bitty Tools","description":"When all you have is a tiny hammer, every problem looks like a tiny nail! This set of tiny tools with a toolbox just big enough to hold them provides enough soft vinyl tools to tackle all your small-scale problems. At between 7\/8\" (2.2 cm) and 1-1\/4\" (3.1 cm) long, the tools fit in the included 1-5\/8\" (4.1 cm) long toolbox. The perfect present for a compact carpenter. You get seven tools and one toolbox. 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